I knew I was on to something when I realized water would help me lose weight. Not just any kind of water – after many experiments I have found the following types of water, although it may be hard to believe, DO NOT help you lose weight: aquariums, magic eight balls (the water is WAY too dyed), coy fish ponds, rain water, sprinklers, and even the water from those fancy see-through shoes with fish in the heel.
Although I did find why DRINKING water helps you lose weight!
In fact – I found it several times….
http://www.inch-aweigh.com/water.html – maybe water really is the best beauty treatment…
http://www.wikihow.com/Drink-More-Water-Every-Day – because “put glass up to mouth and swallow contents” isn’t clear enough. Thank god wikipedia can tell us how to drink water …
– Just when I thought I was getting enough water out of the gum I chew – no wait – that’s saliva …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ0v__z9uqI – Half dog, half bear, half something horribly cute – but even he needs drinking water – yes – this is one of those special circumstances when 3 halves make a whole…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siFZKQIqd4Y – We all need water – even the creepiest of us…
– Just don’t drink tap water…